Considering I had been to London 3x prior to this trip, I wasn't really sure what to expect. Would I be an expert and really enjoy it? Would I be a bit bored since I've spent (relatively) so much time there? This dynamic was complicated by the fact that Rachel had never visited London so we would need to spend time seeing all of the touristy sites. As it turns out, and it pains me to say this because London was the first place I ever traveled, I was a bit bored during our time there.
We only had 2 days in London and our time there went fast. After spending 2 hours getting from City Airport to our flat because the DLR was shutdown, we went for a stroll in the neighborhood (our flat was right near Hyde Park and a 5 minute walk from Paddington station). It's mostly residential and there wasn't too much to do so we took the Tube down to the south bank of the Thames so we could tour the Globe Theater. The whole area down there has been built up significantly since my first trip in 2007 and is populated mostly by young professionals, so it was no surprise to me when I ran across PwC's office right in the middle of things. The Globe tour was pretty cool, especially since I didn't realize it's an outdoor venue. Not sure that's the greatest idea given London's weather, but that's how things happened during Shakespeare's time. The most memorable (and disgusting) part of the tour was witnessing a father and son who easily could have been mistaken for lovers with all the creepy touching that was going on. I initially thought they were a couple until Rachel pointed out that they were in fact, a family, and the mother and other son weren't much better with their touching habits. It brought to mind the famous line uttered by Mr. Rooney in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' after he sees Sloan kissing her "father" - "so that's how it is in their family." Totally creepy, and I still haven't been able to get away from the icky feeling almost 2 weeks later.
The next day we criss-crossed London hitting up all of the touristy sites the city had to offer - Buckingham Palace, Parliament, Big Ben, 10 Downing, Piccadilly Circus, Abbey Road, etc. To get to all these places, we spent a lot of time in the Tube and I noticed that the Tube station smell (you know it if you've traveled on it) was significantly less pungent than my last few times in London. It's not a particularly bad smell, and I actually grew a bit nostalgic wondering what had changed in the 5 years since my last trip. We also managed to spend some of the afternoon at a proper tea time (Rachel's request) which can be a very expensive experience. Tea time (which usually occurs between 3-5 PM), not only includes tea but also scones, small sandwiches, and bite sized pastries and desserts as well. Everything comes out on a fancy tray that makes the "meal" seem way more grandiose than it actually is. When all was said and done, we paid $60 for an unfulfilling late lunch, but it could have been worse as some tea times cost £60 (about $80) per head! The food was good and it was a cool experience, but don't expect to leave satisfied after you're done.
On our last day, we visited the Imperial War Museum of London which is dedicated to, you guessed it, war. I'm a history nerd at heart and wars tend to define history so I was right at home in this museum. The museum occupies all 5 stories of a large building on the south bank of the Thames near Elephant & Castle. There are sections dedicated to WWI, WWII, the Holocaust, modern warfare, and some traveling exhibits. Admission is free, but they do ask for a completely voluntary £5 donation. We spent 1.5 hours at the museum because we had to catch our flight home, and we didn't even make it through all of the WWI exhibit. The WWI exhibit was extremely interactive, did a great job of telling the story of WWI from a British perspective, and even contained a full 50 foot long replica of a WWI trench which was an awesome site to see. It was definitely a disappointment that we had to miss the rest of the museum, because it was one of the finest ones I've visited.
After the Imperial War Museum, we stopped for a quick bite at Nando's chicken (can't miss it while in London), hopped on the Piccadilly Line and headed to Heathrow to conclude our trip. Heathrow is still just as much of a clusterfuck as I remembered with people everywhere. Thankfully we didn't have to spend too much time there as our flight was on time. I was able to sit back, relax, and watch Room (really good), Money Monster (mediocre at best), and London Has Fallen. If you really want to see it, stop reading now because I'm going to give away spoilers that show how ridiculous this movie is.
British PM dies in office (we later find out he was poisoned). When all of the world leaders come for the funeral, they are all assassinated (Canada, Germany, France, Italy, others) by HUNDREDS of terrorists disguised as British police officers and Queen's Guards members. Luckily, the US President has a badass secret service agent protecting him (Gerard Butler) who is indestructible and knows how to kill dozens of men by himself. At the end, Gerry is able to save President from being assassinated live on YouTube by killing all the terrorists. In the epilogue, the terrorist leader gets killed by a drone strike organized by VP, Morgan Freeman. America wins. The end.
After arriving home, we utilized our Global Entry privileges to bypass all of the immigration lines and were on our way home within 30 minutes of touching down. Seriously, sign up for Global Entry if you're going to travel abroad. It also gives you TSA Pre-Check on domestic flights.
And that's all folks. Thanks for reading.
Jeff