Porn Names

At work today, my manager asked me a really important question:  "Jeff, do you know your porn name?"  He went on to explain how there's a formula to arrive at any person's porn name, were he or she to venture into the business.  I really didn't need much of an explanation though, since I had been playing the porn name game since junior or senior year of high school.  For those of you who don't know, your porn name is your middle name followed by the name of the street you grew up on.  For example, my porn name is Lou Jacamar.  On the porn name scale, I give it an 8 out of 10.  Any porn name that uses a phrase that can be construed as sexual is always solid (e.g. jack, rub, dick, etc.)  Some people have really terrible porn names, and others of you will find your porn name hilarious.

Of all my friends where I'm aware of both variables to their porn name, I have to give the crown to Kanad.  His porn name of "Rio Sandpiper" is far and away the best name I've heard.  Could be a porn star, could be a European footballer.

So I ask all of you loyal readers out there, what is your porn name?  I'll award a champ after all of you post.  My prediction, less than 4 postings.  Should be a fierce competition.

Editor's Note:  The man in the picture doesn't have a porn star name, but he certainly freakin looks like one.  I'll let you non-NBA fans guess who.

- Kaps

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